I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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