I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
