i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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