Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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