after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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