Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
