I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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