There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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