how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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