he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You're like the curious george of whores
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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