Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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