I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We just shotgunned beers for America
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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