Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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