I wannas sexs uuuuu
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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