Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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