i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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