Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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