I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
