is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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