puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you had me at cake vodka
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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