But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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