It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
