Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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