Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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