I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
