ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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