He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We need to rekindle our bromance
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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