ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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