carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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