So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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