Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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