I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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