dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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