if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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