ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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