Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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