You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
