Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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