have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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