I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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