Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
