My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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