I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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