sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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