Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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