The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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