God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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