so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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