If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Vodka?
Forever.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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