Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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